Navjot Singh Sidhu Quotes

Navjot Singh Sidhu Quotes in English

• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
• This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."


• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
• Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
• He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
• The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
• As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
• The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
• The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
• The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
• The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!



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• Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
• He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
• One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
• This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
• Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
• Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
• You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
• The cat with gloves catches no mice.



• Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
• He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
• Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
• A short ball to Sehwag is like a bone in the doghouse.
• This was when Geoffrey Boycott invited Sidhu on his 70th birthday, "Harsha, I went to Geoffrey's birthday party last week, well, it seemed like as though his candles cost more than his cake". :)
• Needing 14 off 2 balls, an optimistic Rameez Raja hoped Ishant would ball a no ball to help Pakistan and Sidhu went in a flash - "Agar meri Chachi ko mooch hoti to mein unhe Chacha kehta"
• When Eoin Morgan hit a six of last ball to win the T20 against India, Sidhu went berserk - "Toofani chakka, Sultani chakka aur Hindustan hakka bakka"
• Aap hindustaan mein Prime minister ko katghare mein tehra sakte ho, lekin Sachin Tendulkar pe ungli nahi utha sakte
• "Duniya ka sabse bada rog, Mere bare mein kya kahenge log"